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Permanent link to <a href="http://www.chrisboylan.com/blog/archives/000156.php">News to come</a>

<p>There will be news to come...</p>

<p>Until then, the only news surrounding me is my impending haircut. I currently have an absurd amount of hair which I hate. Normally, I cut it myself at a cost of nothing. However, tomorrow I am going to have it cut by a "professional" which I am sure will result in my suddenly becoming a debonaire, studly piece of man-meat. That is not to say that I am not already a debonaire, studly piece of man-meat, but just that I will take another step in the man-meat direction. </p>

<p>For those of you familiar with me, you may be saying to yourself, "Hey! Self! Now that we've finally fought off that nasty case of chigger bites, we can ponder why Chris is paying for a haircut. He is, as I remember, a ruthlessly cheap bastard. This seems so out of character."</p>